“Why?”
You’re filthy!
“No, I’m not.”
Yes, you are! Look at your nose. It’s supposed to be darker than that. And you’re hair is a shade lighter than usual. Besides I saw you come out from under the back step covered in dirt!
“That wasn’t me. That was another dog”
Reba, you’re the only brown Poodle I have. It was too you!
“Okay, mom”
