Reba you’re getting a bath!

“Why?”

You’re filthy!

“No, I’m not.”

Yes, you are! Look at your nose. It’s supposed to be darker than that. And you’re hair is a shade lighter than usual. Besides I saw you come out from under the back step covered in dirt!

“That wasn’t me. That was another dog”

Reba, you’re the only brown Poodle I have. It was too you!

“Okay, mom”

Don’t roll your eyes at me!